There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.Bill Hicks (via icarusambition)
- mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*
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I love every.single.thing. about this photo. Sighhhhh
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5. Never let your cardio slip, guys. Never. You think you’re out, but you need to be ready at any and all times to be thrown in a death arena with a handful of amped-up career Crossfitters who have also killed a bunch of people.A Few Thoughts on The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Kardashian Christmas card was revealed last night, and, wow, is there a lot of room for interpretation. (The other side, featuring Kim, Kylie, and Kendall, is here.)
As far as I can tell, it takes place in Kris Jenner’s fantasy dystopia, circa 2025. Everyone on the planet is dead, except for a select few Kardashians and their plastic surgeon. The plastic surgeon doubles as the family photographer. He’s probably Ryan Seacrest.
Bruce is chemically frozen in that glass tube over there. He can see everything that happens, but no one ever goes over to say hello. Scott, Kanye, and Lamar are dead. Rob is dead. North West is empress of the world, which is why she’s not in this photo. (Of course, empress of the world is largely a figurehead position, considering there are only eleven people left in existence.)
Mason is the only one who grasps how terrible this world is, but unfortunately he has been trapped in his toddler body and can’t do anything to stop Kris and North. (This is true in real life, as well as in Kris’s hellscape.)
This is what Christmas means to the Kardashians.
The mission has to do with regret… and the mission has to do with mistakes. The mission is also about love. I’m already saying too much.
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